sorry for taking a little break, there’s only so much DEEN you can handle before you have to stop. sisyphus would look at the task we’ve set out before us and say “that’s rough, buddy”

have some more answers to selected questions |･ω･*)

instead of fuck no hetalia anime, you should be fuck no studio DEEN in general

I think that tumblr already exists? somewhere. 

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Do you guys that run this blog have personal blogs? Because whoever you guys are, you’re actually kinda really hilarious so I guess it’d be nice to see your personal blogs?

we do but we’re pretty boring when we’re not being mean. so no

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can we submit offical hetalia art?

we still have a lot of stuff in our drafts; maybe when we run out we’ll open submissions or something. though since we have no desire to go back to the actual anime again, some of you guys can send us particularly awful screencaps.

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Do you think Hetalia would be as beloved if the anime art wasn’t so hilariously horrifying? 

the comedic timing and the actual animation would still be awful; also people who have legitimate issues with the series probably aren’t going to won over by a nicer-looking product? anyway even with this art it’s still pretty goddamn beloved isn’t it.

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just wondering, do a few of you happen to be fans of homestuck?

no these MSPA references just fell out the sky atop a meteor 

(one of us is, we’re all really sorry)

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how many souls have to be sacrificed for deen to illustrate new official art

how many souls have to be sacrificed for them to be run into the ground and the earth there salted

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will you ever run out of things to post?

we can only hope that a kind and loving god takes mercy on us all.

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no mention of how austria is basically eye fucking japan’s cat?!

okay sorry we didn’t soliloquize at length about how this man-country desires to engage in carnal relations with a cat-country. here it is: Austria is going to take that cat out to dinner finished off with some vintage wine and sachertorte, lay it down by a heartily roaring fire on a luxurious bear rug slain by a habsburg emperor, put on a little music to set the mood (Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring, aw baby yeah), and he is going to fuck it.

he is going to fuck the cat.

fuck it like humanity’s never known fucking.

are you happy now.