all of the people behind this tumblr are Korean and yeah the whole issue about the anime getting shitcanned there is complicated to say the least but BOY are we ever fucking glad he did not appear in this abominable turd of a production.
you know, i can’t blame studio DEEN for this one since cheeb plushies like this always look bad but
look at them
here’s the other one that’s not completely horrid, though who knows what horrors lie in the chasm between the bad scans.
i mean, there’s action?? and semblance of composition?? they actually look like they’re holding those objects??? no vacant mannequin faces????? sure France still looks like he’s farting juicy farts but at this point, that’s a plus.
and there you go. two DEEN pics that don’t make me want to barf. two.
Japan pitches what will be the new hit anime Magical Countries ☆ Idoltalia featuring America on his first step to be the first one-legged HERO ☆ IDOL showing off his new-found powers of levitation. His rival, England, won’t even be competition as he can’t even properly sing into his mic. It’s supposed to go near your mouth, England.
In fact, massive fivehead Prussia should be considered an even greater threat with his magical should-no wait WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HIS RIGHT SHOULDER JESUS FUCKING CHRI- ahem excuse me sorry I should be used to this by now. Anyways, a greater threat with his… magical perspective-breaking crowN SERIOUSLY HOW IS THAT THING ON HIS HEAD- I’m really sorry, I should be used to this by now.
The real heroine, however is Italy, the cute and slow (because being borderline mentally handicapped is super moe!!) Magical Idol. He won’t become a Magical Idol until the very last episode, after finding out being an idol is actual despair and vows to end the idol industry once and for all. (Because it’s moe when a pure-hearted character becomes disenchanted and crushed by despair!!)
my mama says
u can’t hurry love
no u just have to wait
she said love don’t come easy
it’s a game of yo america lay off the dango fatty
yeah way to just scribble a crayon brush from photoshop to make that scone look burnt BECAUSE THINGS THAT LOOK BURNT JUST LOOK LIKE THERE ARE A MILLION ANTS IN AN ORGANIZED LINE ON IT RIGHT
Wait, is this table fucking tilting?? This fuckers can’t do ANYTHING right can they. Wait a minute-
What the fuck is this!? Isn’t this the real alien we should be after?
Goddammit, Germany, do something about your disgusting jellyfish boyfriend.
I hate everything.